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One of the best leagues we do every year is with our Fantasy Football Today podcast listeners. It's a 14-team PPR league, and the listeners to our show usually take part in some contest to earn a spot in this draft with Dave Richard, Heath Cummings, Adam Aizer, and I.

Some of the entries this year included a Brian McKnight song parody about our show, a Die Hard script related to Fantasy Football and a husband trying to give his wife a birthday present with an entry into the league. And then there was this story by Stefan Pejic.

Enjoy.

It happened over the summer Kenny Golladay's. My Kirk Cousins and I set up a Kareem Hunt-ing trip through the Robert Woods.

We were all Cam Newton to this, but we DeAndre Hopped in the Derek Carr and headed Terrance West. It was getting Orleans Darkwa, but we had to Kerryon Johnson. We arrived at the Devante Parker, but the Antonio Gates were closed!

Good Moncrief, we thought.

At that moment, our Andrew Luck really turned for the Hurst. I saw an Antonio Brown bear heading in a straight Greg Zuerlein in our direction. ... So we Devontae Booker-ed it.

There was nowhere to Carlos Hyde, so we ran to the Philip Rivers and jumped in the Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, how Rex Grossman it was, we were covered in Emmanuel Sanders and Charles Clay!

We eventually climbed up the Brandon Banks to strong safety. We needed to get to Tim Hightower ground for a more C.J. Prosise view of the Jarvis Landry, so I Delanie Walker-ed up the Tyreek Hill, through the Baker Mayfield, past the Josh Rosen bush and climbed the nearest Michael Crabtree.

I couldn't get a good grip on the Saquon Barkley. My foot slipped, and a Deion Branch came loose. It Brandon LaFell down and smacked me right in the Rex Burkhead. "It Zach Ertz!" I T.J. Yeldon pain.

It was clear it was time to Blake Abortles the trip. We Michael Gallup-ed our way to the nearest Hines medical Ward.

There was a nice Eli Manning there. He Dalvin Cook-ed us up a Big Ben Roethlisberger. I didn't have a Rashaad Penny to my name. "Don't worry," he said, "it's Royce Free, man."

They stitched up the Jay Cutler, and we were sent Patrick Mahomes.

All I can Zay Jones is I should never have Carson Wentz in the first place. Next time I get the Alex Collins to join a Theo Riddick-ulous trip to the James Wilderness, I'll just say Graham Gano!

Danny Amendola to that.

That story was amazing, as were the hundreds of entries we received, and I wish I could share them all with you. You guys are beyond creative. And kudos to Aizer for going through all the submissions. 

Our podcast listeners are awesome, and you guys make our show with your emails and interaction. For anyone who hasn't listened to our podcast, you can find it here, and hopefully we help you with our Fantasy advice all throughout the year.

As for this draft, a 14-team league is always a challenge because the talent pool thins out quickly. Even though it's a PPR league, my approach was to get quality running back depth with at least two standout receivers, and hopefully land a talented quarterback and tight end.

Picking at No. 2 overall, I started with Le'Veon Bell, and I got Doug Baldwin and Stefon Diggs at the Round 2-3 turn. I was then able to get Kerryon Johnson in Round 4, Mark Ingram in Round 5, Chris Carson in Round 6 and Tevin Coleman in Round 7.

I achieved my goal at running back and got two receivers I love. But in hindsight, I wish that I passed on Carson for another receiver like Will Fuller, Randall Cobb, Kenny Stills or Pierre Garcon, who all went in Round 7. With Carson, I was looking at an Ingram replacement during his four-game suspension to open the year, and Carson should still have a prominent role with the Seahawks during that stretch. We'll see how that works out.

My reserve receivers are Calvin Ridley, Taywan Taylor and Tyler Lockett, although I plan to upgrade on Lockett once waivers are open. And I waited on quarterback and tight end and still got a breakout candidate in David Njoku in Round 10, as well as Jared Goff in Round 12.

Part of the reason I waited so long on quarterback was because I drafted the Jaguars DST in Round 11. I was thrilled with that pick, and if Goff struggles, I still have guys like Jameis Winston, Eli Manning, Derek Carr, Dak Prescott and Tyrod Taylor, among others, on waivers.

In this league, all touchdowns are worth six points, and we award one point for every 10 yards rushing and receiving and one point for every 25 yards passing. We also award one point for every reception. We feature a starting lineup of QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, FLEX (RB/WR/TE), K and DST. There will also be five reserve spots for a 14-round draft.

Our draft order is as follows: 

  1. Dave Richard, Senior Fantasy Writer/Phil Klein: Government Employee from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Playing Fantasy since 2010.
  2. Jamey Eisenberg, Senior Fantasy Writer
  3. Elliot Nolan: Medical Sales Representative from Port Charlotte, FL. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  4. Anne Feeney: Stay at home mom/SAT Prep Teacher from Barnegat, NJ. Playing Fantasy since 2011.
  5. Heath Cummings, Senior Fantasy Writer
  6. Adam Aizer, Podcast Host
  7. Brooks Peel: Weather Officer in the Air Force from Alexandria, VA. Playing Fantasy since 2008.
  8. Paul Pierorazio: Operations Manager from New York, NY. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  9. Kevin Hesselink: CNC Machinist from Highland, IN. Playing Fantasy since 2007.
  10. Stefan Pejic: Manager for TSN Sportscentre from Toronto. Playing Fantasy since 2009.
  11. David Kwee: Attorney from Sound Beach, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
  12. Jarek Wigness: Civil Engineer from Williston, ND. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  13. Todd Gleason: Writer/editor from Portland, OR. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  14. Joseph Russo: Lieutenant for the New York City Fire Department from Brooklyn, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
Round By Round
Round 1
Pos Team Player
1 Dave Richard
2 Adam Aizer
3 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
4 Heath Cummings
5 Team 14
6 Team15
7 Kobayashi Maru
8 JayJay
9 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
10 Rock n Sock Connection
11 207 Mailman
12 Chicago Sweetness
13 Chip
14 Team 23
Round 2
Pos Team Player
15 Team 23
16 Chip
17 Chicago Sweetness
18 207 Mailman
19 Rock n Sock Connection
20 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
21 JayJay
22 Kobayashi Maru
23 Team15
24 Team 14
25 Heath Cummings
26 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
27 Adam Aizer
28 Dave Richard
Round 3
Pos Team Player
29 Dave Richard
30 Adam Aizer
31 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
32 Heath Cummings
33 Team 14
34 Team15
35 Kobayashi Maru
36 JayJay
37 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
38 Rock n Sock Connection
39 207 Mailman
40 Chicago Sweetness
41 Chip
42 Team 23
Round 4
Pos Team Player
43 Team 23
44 Chip
45 Chicago Sweetness
46 207 Mailman
47 Rock n Sock Connection
48 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
49 JayJay
50 Kobayashi Maru
51 Team15
52 Team 14
53 Heath Cummings
54 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
55 Adam Aizer
56 Dave Richard
Round 5
Pos Team Player
57 Dave Richard
58 Adam Aizer
59 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
60 Heath Cummings
61 Team 14
62 Team15
63 Kobayashi Maru
64 JayJay
65 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
66 Rock n Sock Connection
67 207 Mailman
68 Chicago Sweetness
69 Chip
70 Team 23
Round 6
Pos Team Player
71 Team 23
72 Chip
73 Chicago Sweetness
74 207 Mailman
75 Rock n Sock Connection
76 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
77 JayJay
78 Kobayashi Maru
79 Team15
80 Team 14
81 Heath Cummings
82 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
83 Adam Aizer
84 Dave Richard
Round 7
Pos Team Player
85 Dave Richard
86 Adam Aizer
87 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
88 Heath Cummings
89 Team 14
90 Team15
91 Kobayashi Maru
92 JayJay
93 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
94 Rock n Sock Connection
95 207 Mailman
96 Chicago Sweetness
97 Chip
98 Team 23
Round 8
Pos Team Player
99 Team 23
100 Chip
101 Chicago Sweetness
102 207 Mailman
103 Rock n Sock Connection
104 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
105 JayJay
106 Kobayashi Maru
107 Team15
108 Team 14
109 Heath Cummings
110 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
111 Adam Aizer
112 Dave Richard
Round 9
Pos Team Player
113 Dave Richard
114 Adam Aizer
115 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
116 Heath Cummings
117 Team 14
118 Team15
119 Kobayashi Maru
120 JayJay
121 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
122 Rock n Sock Connection
123 207 Mailman
124 Chicago Sweetness
125 Chip
126 Team 23
Round 10
Pos Team Player
127 Team 23
128 Chip
129 Chicago Sweetness
130 207 Mailman
131 Rock n Sock Connection
132 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
133 JayJay
134 Kobayashi Maru
135 Team15
136 Team 14
137 Heath Cummings
138 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
139 Adam Aizer
140 Dave Richard
Round 11
Pos Team Player
141 Dave Richard
142 Adam Aizer
143 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
144 Heath Cummings
145 Team 14
146 Team15
147 Kobayashi Maru
148 JayJay
149 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
150 Rock n Sock Connection
151 207 Mailman
152 Chicago Sweetness
153 Chip
154 Team 23
Round 12
Pos Team Player
155 Team 23
156 Chip
157 Chicago Sweetness
158 207 Mailman
159 Rock n Sock Connection
160 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
161 JayJay
162 Kobayashi Maru
163 Team15
164 Team 14
165 Heath Cummings
166 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
167 Adam Aizer
168 Dave Richard
Round 13
Pos Team Player
169 Dave Richard
170 Adam Aizer
171 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
172 Heath Cummings
173 Team 14
174 Team15
175 Kobayashi Maru
176 JayJay
177 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
178 Rock n Sock Connection
179 207 Mailman
180 Chicago Sweetness
181 Chip
182 Team 23
Round 14
Pos Team Player
183 Team 23
184 Chip
185 Chicago Sweetness
186 207 Mailman
187 Rock n Sock Connection
188 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
189 JayJay
190 Kobayashi Maru
191 Team15
192 Team 14
193 Heath Cummings
194 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
195 Adam Aizer
196 Dave Richard
Round 15
Pos Team Player
197 Dave Richard
198 Adam Aizer
199 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
200 Heath Cummings
201 Team 14
202 Team15
203 Kobayashi Maru
204 JayJay
205 Player Pun Name Pending Draft
206 Rock n Sock Connection
207 207 Mailman
208 Chicago Sweetness
209 Chip
210 Team 23
Team by Team
Dave Richard
Rd Pk Player
1 1
2 28
3 29
4 56
5 57
6 84
7 85
8 112
9 113
10 140
11 141
12 168
13 169
14 196
15 197
Adam Aizer
Rd Pk Player
1 2
2 27
3 30
4 55
5 58
6 83
7 86
8 111
9 114
10 139
11 142
12 167
13 170
14 195
15 198
Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Rd Pk Player
1 3
2 26
3 31
4 54
5 59
6 82
7 87
8 110
9 115
10 138
11 143
12 166
13 171
14 194
15 199
Heath Cummings
Rd Pk Player
1 4
2 25
3 32
4 53
5 60
6 81
7 88
8 109
9 116
10 137
11 144
12 165
13 172
14 193
15 200
Team 14
Rd Pk Player
1 5
2 24
3 33
4 52
5 61
6 80
7 89
8 108
9 117
10 136
11 145
12 164
13 173
14 192
15 201
Team15
Rd Pk Player
1 6
2 23
3 34
4 51
5 62
6 79
7 90
8 107
9 118
10 135
11 146
12 163
13 174
14 191
15 202
Kobayashi Maru
Rd Pk Player
1 7
2 22
3 35
4 50
5 63
6 78
7 91
8 106
9 119
10 134
11 147
12 162
13 175
14 190
15 203
JayJay
Rd Pk Player
1 8
2 21
3 36
4 49
5 64
6 77
7 92
8 105
9 120
10 133
11 148
12 161
13 176
14 189
15 204
Player Pun Name Pending Draft
Rd Pk Player
1 9
2 20
3 37
4 48
5 65
6 76
7 93
8 104
9 121
10 132
11 149
12 160
13 177
14 188
15 205
Rock n Sock Connection
Rd Pk Player
1 10
2 19
3 38
4 47
5 66
6 75
7 94
8 103
9 122
10 131
11 150
12 159
13 178
14 187
15 206
207 Mailman
Rd Pk Player
1 11
2 18
3 39
4 46
5 67
6 74
7 95
8 102
9 123
10 130
11 151
12 158
13 179
14 186
15 207
Chicago Sweetness
Rd Pk Player
1 12
2 17
3 40
4 45
5 68
6 73
7 96
8 101
9 124
10 129
11 152
12 157
13 180
14 185
15 208
Chip
Rd Pk Player
1 13
2 16
3 41
4 44
5 69
6 72
7 97
8 100
9 125
10 128
11 153
12 156
13 181
14 184
15 209
Team 23
Rd Pk Player
1 14
2 15
3 42
4 43
5 70
6 71
7 98
8 99
9 126
10 127
11 154
12 155
13 182
14 183
15 210

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